I'm free! I'm free!  They set me free!!!

But they stole my face and costume before they set me free those bastards!

Sorry for the blogging drought, everybody!

I was holed up in this dormitory all Christmas break with no internet access. It was a lonely existence. I did watch a lot of TV though, once I managed to get to the remote. I had to climb onto the desk, then onto the dresser to get it. I was really proud of myself, and decided to try for something greater: the lofted bed.

I set up the timer on a camera that had been left behind and documented my extraordinary feat for the world to see:



And at last VICTORY!

I am trapped.. in a dorm room.  I have been abducted.  This will be my abduction log.  I get bored when my captors are away...

PS - Please don't take my face Michael.  Or my nifty scarf.